Local HandsOpen Water.
Clear Lake, Kemah, Seabrook. One box, at your slip. We are not delivering yet — we are seeking a host marina on this water.
We have your place.
We write when this water opens. Nothing is billed.
Reserved, not billed. Nothing ships. No checkout on this site.
Name, email, zip, and a plan.
Name, email, zip, and the plan you have in mind. First-wave zips hear first. Anywhere else, your zip is a vote for the next water. Prefer a page of its own? Open the waitlist.
No checkout. We write when this water opens. Nothing is billed. How we use this.
Clear Lake. Kemah. Seabrook.
When this water opens: Wednesday noon cutoff, Friday stage, Saturday at the slip. We are seeking a host marina. We will not name a yard until it has agreed to hold the cooler.
- 77565Kemah
- 77573League City
- 77586Seabrook
- 77058Clear Lake
- 77059Clear Lake
- 77062Clear Lake
- 77546Friendswood
- 77598Webster
- 77504Pasadena
- 77505Pasadena
Three doors. One clock.
This is the weekly clock when the water opens. Wednesday noon is the cutoff — same rule for members, makers, and marinas. Late rolls.
Order by Wednesday noon
When we open: pick from local makers. One box. One slip.
Makers fill what sold
Only real demand. Nothing baked on hope.
Friday stage
The cooler lands at the host marina.
At your slip
When a host marina holds the cooler: Saturday handover. Cast off stocked.
Not taking orders yet. Join the waitlist.
Apply once
Home kitchen or licensed. You set the price.
Members order
Wednesday noon cutoff. You see only what sold.
Pack the sold line
No listing fee. No shelf tax. Just the order.
Paid every Friday
Straight to you. The club takes the provisioning fee from the member.
Zero listing fee. Your kitchen, your price, your coast. Apply to sell.
Host a drop
A cooler and a window. No staff burden.
We stage the route
Friday evening or Saturday morning — your call.
Members collect
At the dock, not the boat. One stop for the yard.
A free amenity
No cost to the marina. More reason to keep a slip.
Insurance and indemnity ride with us. You host the cooler. Host a drop.
On the board.
Live lines only. TEST never publishes. If the cooler is empty, we say so.
Who holds the cooler.
We are a members’ club, not a marketplace tab. Until a Saturday drop is real, nothing is billed and no box leaves a kitchen on hope.
- Food has a name. When we sell cottage goods, the label carries the maker and the home-kitchen mark.
- The marina is a host, not a staff. One cooler, one window. Insurance and indemnity ride with us.
- Your list is a list. Name, email, zip, marina. We write when the water opens. Privacy.
Made ashore.
Enjoyed aboard.
The Slop Chest — one inaugural object, numbered.
The founding burgee.
One hundred numbered flags. When they are gone they are gone. Cavalier and Commodore hear first. The rest of the line waits on the chest wall.
